So, this morning on our walk, I had only one dog poop pick-up bag. Even though it’s extremely rare that Bridget drops a double load, I like to have back-up just in case. But today, I had changed coats to accommodate the milder weather, which meant I didn’t have my usual pocket spare. Since we’d also run out of my favourite biodegradable bags and I remembered tearing a few grocery bags on the way home recently, I just grabbed the first hole-free one I found and thought to myself, “It’s so rare she does a double anyway…”
Well, on the last leg of our walk, Bridget started holding back and, then on the lawn of the Ukrainian church, she proceeded to evacuate her bowels for the second time that morning.
It was dark so I just pretended none of it had happened and left.
On average, I do this twice a year.
How about the rest of you?